Strangest injury to date
I was opening a can and the handle of the can opener pinched me when it clamped shut. 5 minutes later I looked at it and it was bleeding. I’ll save that visual since it’s lunchtime. But what a head scratcher. Here’s a pic of Faye, because she’s prettier than my belly.



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You are the skinniest person I know, but that pic of your tummy makes you look huge! Faye looks like she has felt better. Her eyes look a little droopy. Poor baby. Give her lots of kisses for me.
Love, Grammy
Oh, and throw that can opener away and buy a new one that won’t attack!
I agree on 2 points: you are the skinniest person I know and throw away that can opener. How did you get back to looking so good so fast? I’m still working on it, thank goodness for those jeans you gave me!